As a soccer fan, I'm not sure whom I should emulate:
David Beckham
or Natasha Kai
Too bad Heather Mitts doesn't have any tattoos that are visible when she's in uniform (hey, I'm trying to keep it clean here) . Otherwise I'd post gratuitous photos of her too.
Oh what the hell, it's my damn blog.
Decisions, decisions . . . .
ReplyDeleteBeckham's tats make him look like a bridge abutment beneath a New Jersey overpass.
ReplyDeleteAs for Kai, she looks like something out of "Cops!"
Now Heather... did someone Photoshop that ball in the picture? Doesn't look right. And did Mrs. I270 select this photo? Not Mitt's most glamorous shot.
In the end, I270, just get a tat of a target, like the deer in that Larson "Far Side" stip: "Bummer of a birthmark, Hal." That should do the trick.
Mrs. 270 thought I should post the photo of Kai in a bikini to show the entire canvas.
ReplyDeleteI know you're disappointed that I didn't use the FHM photos of Heather, but I'm sure you have them bookmarked.
Just saw that this existed (thanks joedoc, or Joe Doc, or whatever variation is preferred). The good news (you have a blog) is marginally outweighed by the bad news (you have cancer). I'm pulling for you in the requested non-religious way (not that I had a choice, since I am a filthy heathen).
ReplyDeleteI feel like that picture of Beckham unfortunately reveals him to be a tramp, so your choice is made for you. On the plus side, emulating Beckham means you can speak with a silly accent and never pick up the check for your friends and coworkers.
Extremely sorry to learn on your prognosis, and also sorry to learn that you won't be blogging using the more descriptive URL mentioned a few days ago (see earlier post).
ReplyDeleteI'll try to send positive vibrations and other non-secular joss that hopefully will help you in your battle.
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Well, this finally provides a satisfactory answer to the question BigRob once asked at a Barra tailgate: "What kinda dude gets a *tramp stamp?!*"
ReplyDeleteCareful of Chinese characters...although, for the record, I love reading about people who get tattoos in Chinese characters that don't mean anything like what they thought they meant: "It means, 'strong mountain bending in wind'."
"Uh, no, it means 'fat man breaks wind.'"
"Uh, no, it means 'fat man breaks wind.'"
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In which case you might want the package deal that comes with the Chinese characters for "Keep Back 500 Feet"
Why didn't anyone tell me this blog existed?
ReplyDeleteStay strong I-270
Is this the new 'Judge Parker' blog?
ReplyDeleteGreat stuff, I-270, I look forward to hearing about your succesful progress...
Being a ParrotHead, I must weigh in the words of the Sage of Key West
ReplyDeleteShe was no Marine back from the Philippines
She was their pride and joy, their incarnation
Her parents viewed the chief with shock and disbelief
Looking for some other explanation
The Indian on her back was poised for an attack
She said a tatoo is a badge of validation
But the truth of the matter is far more revealing
It's a permanent reminder of a temporary feeling
Permanent reminder
Of a temporary feeling
Amnesiac episodes that never go away
It's no complex memento; it's no subtle revealing
Just a permanent reminder of a temporary feeling
BaRRD who still can't figure out this friggin' profile thing.
i think you'll have plenty to contribute to the soccer discussion with this blog, and plenty of time in which to do it. considering the other blowhards out there, you should be a voice of reason (and puns). look forward to reading your thoughts.
ReplyDeletei already had a blood/platelet donation appointment scheduled, but now i feel doubly good about doing so and encourage everyone else to schedule one as well. it's worth it.
Testing, testing.
ReplyDeleteTesting was sooooo five posts ago.
ReplyDeleteWelome to the 21st Century, BaRRD!
ReplyDeleteYou can put your eight-track player away now...
:-)
Never had an eight track. But I have lots of music casettes and VHS movies I'd be happy to sell you. Actually I have boxes and boxes of LP's in my basement which might actually be worth something!
ReplyDeleteAuugggh! The Insiders have found this blog! Now I'll never escape from them! NEVER!
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